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Sunday, September 18, 2016
we ACTUALLY won
i;m watching the vikings/packers game right now, lemme tell you this.. the vikings' offensive line really needs some fuckin work. they need to learn how to protect sam bradford. i watched the whole first half of the game and i decided that i'd take a shower during halftime, well, i went a little over the halftime and i had to rush outta the shower and dry myself off and i took my pajamas out into the living room, so that i could watch the game while i got dressed and dryed off. it turns out that i was their bad luck charm because as soon as i started watching- they fell behind in the score for a while. now, they just caught up and are a field goal ahead but that's probably only because i went to the bathroom while they got the score up. so, i keep looking down and then up, the vikings just made an interception in the 4th quarter with 1:45 left in the game. i'm gonna act like i'm not paying attention. this stupid guy who lives across the hall from me and seems like he'll do anything just to get my damn attention, was in his apartment with his roommate across the hallway ordering pizza this evening while i was walking up and down the hallway (like i do every evening for 35 minutes) must've been claiming to his stupid roommate that he wanted the asspackers to win the game this evening and the pizza guy was like, "SO.. ARE YOU GUYS WATCHIN THE GAME TONIGHT?" then his stupid roommate said, "yeah we are." then the pizza guy said, "go vikings. right?" then his stupid roommate said, "uh.. no, then you wouldn't want to talk to my roommate because he's a packers fan." he is not a fucking packers fan. he doesn't even like fuckin football.. the only reason why he acts like he does is for god damn attention, which pisses me off. i know this because i seen him last year when he first moved into this apartment and he seen my vikings lanyards, so he figured out that i liked football, so the poser fuckin wore a shitty patriots jersey, as if it would get my attention or something. i don't like associating with ass kissers and that kinda gave me a sign that he was an ass kisser and he probably didn't know what the fuck he was talking about (liking football.. he more than likely doesn't know the first thing about the game).. and THAT in itself annoyed the fuck outta me. i'm no genius when it comes to football but i fuckin hate posers.. if you don't know about something, just fuckin admit it instead of trying to look cool and making yourself look like a dumbass when you don't know what the fuck is really going on. the vikings SURPRISINGLY won tonight though. the vikings' defense pretty much won that game though.
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